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michael (hamel) wrote,
@ 2011-07-12 20:16:00

Moo, if you were trying to buy a building what would you do? I mean besides show the landlord that fabulous rack of yours.

	voigts 2011-07-13 04:05 am UTC (link)
	Who is this supposed to be directed at? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	hamel 2011-07-13 04:06 am UTC (link)
	The only Manda Moo I know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voigts 2011-07-13 04:08 am UTC (link)
	Hate you. What use do you have for an entire building? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hamel 2011-07-13 04:10 am UTC (link)
	The entire building is trivial- Captain Douche won't even rent me a fucking floorboard. It's a second floor office, actually. I think you'd like it. If you were allowed to decorate it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voigts 2011-07-13 04:15 am UTC (link)
	What's wrong with the second bedroom in your flat? What is Captain Douche's name, number, address, and business hours? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hamel 2011-07-13 04:17 am UTC (link)
	You took over the closet. It doesn't look as professional anymore. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voigts 2011-07-13 04:28 am UTC (link)
	Thierri's wardrobe was cramping mine. You said, and I quote. "Yeah, it's cool." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hamel 2011-07-13 04:30 am UTC (link)
	It's still cool, Moo. It just happens to be why I'm looking for a real office. And not this "out of my home" nonsense. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voigts 2011-07-13 04:37 am UTC (link)
	My handsome baby turned professional. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	hamel 2011-07-13 04:17 am UTC (link)
	I'm asking for legitimate options, Mands. Not for you to go all homicidal on him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voigts 2011-07-13 04:31 am UTC (link)
	I'm going to take him to lunch and negotiate with him. You lack certain traits required for closing deals like this. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hamel 2011-07-13 04:32 am UTC (link)
	I require my presence at such negotiations. It's not that I don't trust you- you understand. It's that I doubt you understand all my needs. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voigts 2011-07-13 04:35 am UTC (link)
	Who am I going to pose as? Your lawyer? Secretary. Wife. Associate. Bitch sister. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	hamel 2011-07-13 04:18 am UTC (link)
	But I appreciate the enthusiasm. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voigts 2011-07-13 04:32 am UTC (link)
	Among other things. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hamel 2011-07-13 04:33 am UTC (link)
	I always appreciate the other things. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

voigts, 2011-07-13 04:38 am UTC

	thierri 2011-07-13 04:10 am UTC (link)
	You can always shake your bitch tits at him, Mike. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	hamel 2011-07-13 04:11 am UTC (link)
	Yours are in better condition than mine. You offering? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thierri 2011-07-13 04:14 am UTC (link)
	These? These are pecs. Blood, sweat, and tears at the gym. My body is my temple. Yours is a Temple of Doom. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hamel 2011-07-13 04:19 am UTC (link)
	Spending your afternoons at Florean Fortescue's does not a gym make. You're not fooling anyone. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thierri 2011-07-13 04:23 am UTC (link)
	I forgot how I ended up here. Oh, right. Shut the fuck up about my girlfriend's tits. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hamel 2011-07-13 04:26 am UTC (link)
	I'll stop when she tells me to, and not a moment sooner. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thierri 2011-07-13 04:30 am UTC (link)
	You're objectifying her, or whatever the fuck fat dykes sing about. I don't know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hamel 2011-07-13 04:31 am UTC (link)
	You may be right. But at least I'm not trying to pretend I have any claim on her body like you always do. I recognize that she's her own Goddess. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)